Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood
Best known as Cuddly Hobbit Frodo Baggins in the three Lord of the
Rings Movies (FOTR, TTT, ROTK),
Elijah Wood has at last proven that even the most heroic people, or,
er, hobbits have a dark side. And we like it. But I digress.
Anyway, the fine Mr. Wood let his dark side out in a Big, Big Way as
Kevin in Sin City.
Sure. Kevin. The name seems innocuous enough, and he even wears a
sweater with Charlie
Brown zig zags on it, and he even goes to church regularly, and
someone so young and pretty can't possibly be evil, can he?
Oh, but he can. It turns out Kevin thinks that by eating someone (and you read that correctly) you consume not only their body, but their soul. Yeah. He's a cannibal. He's also mute. And he smiles All The Time. Does his cannibalism and that constant smile make him Creepy? Absolutely. But he's also Hot and Bad and that's enough for us. We look forward to Mr. Wood being Hot and Bad in more roles in the future, especially considering the talent for it that he's displayed here. Well done, Mr. Wood. We're almost ready to forgive you for Flipper.
he's very pretty, but that Charlie Brown sweater is questionable at best
you have to give extra points for cannibalism and "he made me watch" is just - ew
did we mention that he's pretty?
Princess
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