Too Evil To Joke About

There are some guys who have played villains, and they may be Hot or Cool, but they are just Too Evil To Joke About. Here they are.

As if playing the role of Max Schreck in "Shadow of the Vampire" wasn't enough, Mr. Dafoe went on to play the Green Goblin in "Spiderman." He experimented on himself and developed a second personality. That's too freaky to joke about.

Anthony Hopkins

Mr. Hopkins should and does scare the hell out of all who have seen Silence of the Lambs. Anyone who can make fava beans and a nice Chianti tools to increase the level of terror is someone we don't want to mess with. Thank you, Mr. Hopkins. We bathe in the glow of your Villainy, but we don't care to poke fun.

John Malkovich

Yeah, John Malkovich just scares us. Let's leave it at that.

Anthony Perkins

Mr. Perkins played one of the scariest bad guys ever to grace the Silver Screen. I have friends who are strictly bath people after seeing Psycho at too early an age. And the fact that he did it in a dress just makes the Villainy Level all the more impressive. Kudos and Rest in Peace, Mr. Perkins.

Christopher Walken

Just an overall creepy presence, Mr. Walken reached a new level of Villainy after appearing in that Fat Boy Slim video. Something about the dancing, THE DANCING!!! No, please stop, Mr. Walken! PLEASE!!! The Comfort of Strangers scarred me for life: your father had a black mustache, and I fear anyone with a black mustache!

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