Sting
Sting
Oh, the arrogance of using only one name. And not even your real name, Sting.
But whatever. We're also willing to overlook your somewhat pretentious attitude of
late in favor of Cool Stalking Songs, Songs About Lusty Teachers, and your performance
in Dune, a mediocre movie with an excellent cast based on a confusing and ultimately
unsatisfying book. (It has a related encyclopedia, for heaven's sake. And you actually
need to refer to it. And I bet you didn't know that the role of Paul's creepy little
sister was taken on by Alicia Witt, did you? See? Titillating AND Educational.)
Anyway, he wore black and basically did the Strong Silent Type act for most of the movie.
And he was Bad. So, good enough. And he also showed remarkable resistance to genetics.
I mean, did you see those other two guys? Ick!
Princess
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