Muppet Show Furniture Monsters
In 1976, a terrifying event occurred on
The Muppet Show. That night's
host was Vincent Price. In the Muppet Newsflash, the newscaster gave a
report on furniture that was turning into monsters and attacking people.
Unbeknownst to him, his desk was turning into a monster. It later ate
him. Not much further is known about these terrifying beasts, but it
proved that innocent furniture could be easily turned into Terrifying
Carnivorous Beasts.
This phenomenon has scared the hell out of at least Two of the Hot Bad
Goddesses for many years. So, the next time you sit behind your desk or
on your couch, Remember that The Inanimate Object may be the Last Thing
You See!
Exceptionalness: 
who knows how many are out there
Evilness: 
Objectness: 
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