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Fergie's father has the scariest eyebrows I have ever seen.
Antonio Sabato Jr. is a terrible actor. Don't believe me? Rent Shark Hunter. He's clearly not (as was suggested to me by a friend) in it for his looks. He looks awful, too.
I have it on good authority that Swordfish isn't worth watching, despite naked Halle Berry. I can't imagine how bad a movie would have to be before naked Sean Bean wasn't worth it.
Addition to Moonstone's Wish List: DVD of Lady Chatterley.
Grey cats are inherently evil. Their saving grace is that they are also inherently cute.
I like fire. It's shiny. And burny. Mmm. Fire.
The DVD of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier has 4 hours of extras. Why would anyone want more of that movie? It renewed my belief in the Curse of the Odd Numbered Star Trek Movie.
Speaking of Star Trek, why is it that no one has worked out that transporter beam thing yet? Or bilocation? Someone needs to get on that.
Most people don't realize that the Evil Queen from Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs doesn't have a name. Of course, I just call her the Bitch Queen. And, since we're talking about it, why is it "dwarfs" and not "dwarves"?
There need to be more TV shows about Bad Guys.
Of course Pedro should have had enough sense to pull himself out of Game 7 of the ALCS. But it was Grady Little's job to pull him anyway. Both of them deserve a sharp kick in the shins.
Shark movies should show more shark.
Six layers of bosses is too many for any one person to have. Seven is just ridiculous.
On an abstract level, treaties are wonderful things. But no one should have to deal with them, on any level, before 10 am, and certainly not before ingesting a requisite amount of caffeine.
No one is "ahead of his time." Except that guy who keeps emailing me, looking for the missing part to his time machine. Dude, is my email address Dr.Emmett.Brown@timetravel.com? I don't think so.
I wish I could work outside on nice days, like we used to talk teachers into having class outside...
I would like to go to a lecture presented by Bugs Bunny. It would make a nice change.
No, Princess, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is not out yet.
I think I'm being brainwashed. I wonder if there's anything I could do to stop it, aside from wearing tinfoil on my head? I'm all out.
I would like a job where people call me "Your Excellency" and have to kneel in front of me.
No one should schedule a meeting just after lunch and then dim the lights. It's just begging people to fall asleep.
The University of Michigan has a "School of Information." Aren't they all supposed to be schools of information?
I'd like a regularly scheduled naptime.
Kopf, Schulden, Knee und Fuss, Knee und Fuss.
Something is either unique or it is not. "Very unique" makes my skin crawl.
Shiny bald heads are distracting.
Divorced people should really only date other divorced people.
Somtimes things just go poof, but I really wish they wouldn't.
Who does George Pataki think he's kidding with that combover?
Apparently Hot Bad Guy David Boreanaz appears as a bad guy in the new Dido video. I really must look into this.
Clearly I don't ramble as much as Princess does.
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