Ah! Valentine's Day! Hearts and Flowers and a Day to revisit plans to participate in crazy, obsessive Love. You know, the kind of love that makes you wait outside your ex's house to reassure yourself that his New Girlfriend is not cuter than you. The kind of love that makes you create elaborate web sites dedicated to Hot Movie Villains and... er. You could stay home with your friends Ben and Jerry. Or you could invite over some friends and have a Hot Bad Valentine's Day.
Valentine - It's got Crazy, Obsessive Love and Hot Bad Guy David Boreanaz. And it even has a Valentine's Day theme!
Misery - Misery is all kinds of Crazy, Obsessive Love and, honestly, it doesn't get much crazier than Kathy Bates in this one. If the movie doesn't shake your groove thing, try reading the book. Believe it or not, she's even crazier in print.
Bedazzled - In Bedazzled, Wanna Be Hot Bad Guy Brendan Fraser is so desperate to get involved with the Girl Next Door, Alison (huh, nice name...), that he Makes a Deal with the Devil. Of course, if more guys knew that the Devil looked like Elizabeth Hurley, there would be many more contracts, I'm sure...
She-Devil - Yeah. Roseanne acting crazy. Huge acting stretch.
Romeo and Juliet - The Classic Crazy, Obsessive Love Tale, this is the best version available, with characters who are even the right age. If you're not sucking down the poison or having a close personal relationship with a dagger, you're one step ahead of these two.
What better way to say "I loved you and you left me for HER! Well, here! Eat This!" than with a lovely snack on a skewer?
There are so many things you can do to cheer yourself up on this depressing mid-February holiday. Here are just a couple of ideas:
