It’s that time of year again, kids! It’s Moonstone’s Birthday! And she’s come up with some special ways to celebrate!
If you’ve spent any time on this web site at all, you know that Moonstone is a Sucker for, well, Hot Bad Guys. Among her favorites are Hot Bad Guy Joaquin Phoenix, who you can see in Gladiator getting down with his bad self and also wearing a toga.
Speaking of men in rather dodgy attire, another favorite of hers is Hot Bad Guy Pierce Brosnan, who wears a sarong in The Thomas Crown Affair. And you know it’s not Moonstone’s Birthday without a cheesy apocalyptic film, so she also recommends The Prophecy with Hot Bad Guy Viggo Mortensen as The Devil Himself.
Looking for foods to feed your guests at Moonstone’s party? Well, she’s partial to yellow cake with a nice chocolate frosting. And, of course, don’t forget the cosmopolitans!
Need more ways to entertain? Try making up columns – one for characters, one for settings, and one for subjects – and do the resulting impression. For example, the Devil (from The Prophecy) in the Coliseum (from Gladiator) talking about insurance fraud (from The Thomas Crown Affair). Surely the cosmopolitans would help here.
And if you want to get Moonstone the Perfect Present, she’s still trying to complete her Lord of the Rings Action Figures set, so she can have Viggo Mortensen and Wanna Be Hot Bad Guy Karl Urban in every room of her house.
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