Easter is a day for celebrating the dead returning to life. Or so it has been explained. And you'd be amazed how many movies about the dead returning have Hot Bad Guys in them.
For straight up zombie fun, it doesn't get much better than Shaun of the Dead, in which zombies attack England. Like the tagline says, it's a romantic comedy. With zombies.
If you want something a little more...witchy, try Pratical Magic, which stars Hot Bad Guy Goran Visnjic in one of his qualifying roles and Hottie Aidan Quinn (alas, not as a Bad Guy).
For a Truly Wretched Movie, check out Hello Again . Sure, it involves a person coming back from the dead, but the Real Reason I watch it whenever it's on TV is that it stars a Very Young Hot Bad Guy Gabriel Byrne. As a doctor, no less.
And finally, because it just wouldn't be Easter without a Movie With Bunnies, watch Fatal Attraction with Hottie Michael Douglas and a Small White Rabbit in a Supporting Role.
To feed up your Bunny Hungry Gang, you could make eggs, either deviled or hard-boiled. Coloring is optional. Or snack like Our Lepus Brethren and make a carrot salad. Or you can be really evil and steal candy from a small child.
As a break between movies, you can learn more about zombies. Know thine enemy and all that. Or you could make a chocolate bunny. Muahahahahahahaha...ahem.
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