Christine
Ah, Christine, one of the Eviler Modes of
Transportation in film history. Spewing from the brain of Horror God
Stephen King, Christine is a 1958 Plymouth
Fury, red, of course, which is reconditioned by High School Nerd nee Victim Extraordinaire
Arnie Cunningham. (Hey, wasn't that the guy from
Happy Days?) Once the car is refurbished,
so is Arnie, from high school nerd guy to Stud Muffin of High School USA. Even creepier,
anyone who is mean to Arnie is found mysteriously slain. The only evidence - not blood,
but bright red paint!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!! Ahem
Christine has come to life. She can repair and rebuild herself (why didn't she do that in
the first place?) and doesn't have one of those pesky consciences to get in the way of her
wreaking havoc. She kicks butt, even while on fire. Anyway, being an Object of Pure and
Unrelenting Evil, Christine ultimately turns on Arnie and his family. Hilarity ensues,
courtesy of this Classic Exceptionally Evil Object.
Exceptionalness: 
okay there are a lot of 1958 Plymouth Furys out there, but how many are alive?
Evilness: 
chasing people while on fire is pretty gosh darn evil
Objectness: 
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