View His IMDB PageNicolas Cage


Nicolas first crossed my "private dancer" radar when he made Moonstruck, a wacky love story in which he played a really hot but really bitter guy who'd lost his hand in a baking accident. There's this scene where he says, "GET...IN...THE BED!" to Cher and I sat up and took notice, because what woman in her right might would argue with such authority? In any event, Nicolas went on to star in many a great role, but really had a fabulous time making Face/Off, I think, because his Evil character, Castor Troy, is just so Joyously Evil. We, the viewers, simply have to go along for the ride, charmed to the tip of our toes.

One could say, though, that Nicolas is a little funny-looking, or perhaps bug-eyed, or hunch-shouldered, but show me an imperfectly Hot Guy and I'll show you simmering depths of erotic cunning. Those dye-cast pretty boys are boring, frankly, and as a good friend says, they're just "Do Me Queens". You know the kind... the guy who lays back on the bed with a bored expression and expects you to do all the work. Ppphhhtt, I say! I suspect Nicolas brings an arsenal of job duties to the erotic bed. If Castor had had any really hot love scenes, I'm betting he'd have tied the lucky gal into a pretzel and made her like it.


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